A New Year's Message from Nicky Fatback

Happy New Year... Nicky Fatback Is Back! Slightly older, fatter and balder than before. BUT I’m still bringing the BASS to make your groin itch like a bad case of SEX CRABS. Two gigs so far lined up this year, and hey, who knows, if I play that dubstep remix of 'The Theme from Miss Marple' again, they might be my last.

Friday 29th January I will be downstairs at The Electricity Showrooms with 220 volts of low frequency power and Friday 19th February I will be at The Horse and Groom at London’s one night stand sex-fest, OMG.

To thank you for reading this directing marketing advertisment I’ve attached a little Nicky Fatback remix from way back… hope you like it. And if you don’t… oh well. Nevermind there’s always next year. Bye bye!

Incredible Flying Car vs. Nicky Fatback

Here's a little minimix I did for my friends at Rebel Bingo. I'll be DJing there next Friday so get your bingo pens ready and your tequila tongue primed. The B the I the N the G the O!

Get Ahead! Get a Hat!

This is the invitation for my agency's Christmas bash. Created by Pia, Wen and myself. Gatecrashers welcome if your hat is up to snuff. I hope they have eggnog, you can't beat dairy products mixed with alcohol. Have you tried vodka pancakes?

My Logo As Big As ED209

I created this logo for my friends a little while back and they liked it so much they decided to have it painted in 20 foot high letters on the wall outside their club. Now that's the sort of feedback I like.

Silver Award For Our Radio Ad! (Gold is gauche anyway)

A radio ad I created with Tim McNaughton and Freddy Mandy won a silver at the Campaign Big Awards. far more importantly the stats on knife crime among the age we are targeting is dropping too. Thanks to the producer's producer Dan Neale who made it all happen. He still needs a haircut though.

The Bonzo Antiques Roadshow 2009

I will be offering my services as antiques expert beyond compare. My specialities are Ming (pre and post Flash Gordon), precious eggs (Faberge not Nestle) and carriage clocks (Blankety Blank through Family Fortunes). Please come along.

Incredible flying Car AKA Nicky Fatback Djing at The End Of The World

Do you want the good news or the bad news? The bad news is that on Saturday 31st October zombies are gonna take over the world and kill us all. This is quite sad but there’s nothing we can do so there’s no point getting all miserable about it.

The good news is that while the rest of the world freaks out and cries and stuff, we’re going to gather together all the people we love, lock ourselves in a big warehouse, barricade the doors, get smashed, and party for as long as we can until the zombies break in and eat us.

So, if you want one last chance to live out your dreams, come to the party to end all parties, on your last night ever.