Do you want the good news or the bad news? The bad news is that on Saturday 31st October zombies are gonna take over the world and kill us all. This is quite sad but there’s nothing we can do so there’s no point getting all miserable about it.
The good news is that while the rest of the world freaks out and cries and stuff, we’re going to gather together all the people we love, lock ourselves in a big warehouse, barricade the doors, get smashed, and party for as long as we can until the zombies break in and eat us.
So, if you want one last chance to live out your dreams, come to the party to end all parties, on your last night ever.
